Birthday Humor

BrailleSmith offers high-quality attractive Embossed By BrailleSmith birthday cards to bring a smile to that special someone. Each card is embossed with added braille on the front and inside to fully describe the card and the verse inside.

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Number BH318

(front)
Your Birthday is coming!
So we all got together
and took up a collection...

(picture)
a group of smiling animals
collecting money in a hat

(inside)
...out plan is to fly
to Las Vegas

We'll be in touch

Happy Birthday!

$8.95

Number BH319

(front)
A man may kiss his
wife goodbye,
The rose may kiss
the butterfly,
The wine may kiss
the frosted glass,
But you my friend
may kiss...

(picture)
a man smelling a rose

(inside)
another year goodbye!

Happy Birthday!

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Number BH317

(front)
O.M.G.

(picture)
a basset hound with
floppy ears sticking up

(inside)
You're
HOW
old??

wow.
Happy Birthday

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Number BH316

(front)
On the inside of this
Birthday card is a $20.00 bill.

(picture)
a puppy dog with a
silly grin

(inside)
On the front of this
Birthday card
is a lying dog!

Happy Birthday

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Number BH314

(front)
Don't worry about turning
a year older.
You could pass
for a teenager...

(picture)
a cute smiling puppy

(inside)
...from the 1950's...

Happy Birthday

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Number BH126

(front)
I wanted to get you
something special
for your birthday...

(picture)
a wrapped gift on
a television screen

(inside)
But how do you
gift wrap the
shopping channel?

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Number BH125

(front)
I've seen your birthday suit!

(picture)
a laughing dog

(inside)
...and frankly,
it needs ironing.

Happy Birthday!

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Number BH124

(front)
On Your Birthday
The old grey mare may
not be what it used to be..

(picture)
a grey horse munching on grass

(inside)
...But you’re still as spunky
as a frisky young colt!

Happy Birthday!

$8.95

Number BH123

(front)
Yup, when it comes to birthdays,
I just think of what my ‘ol pappy
always said...

(picture)
an older couple fishing
lazily on a lake

(inside)
...”he’d rather live with ‘um
than without ‘um”

So do have a happy one!

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Number BH122

(front)
On Your Birthday

Let me share with you a secret
to looking younger...

(picture)
a well built blonde wearing a
slinky dress

(inside)
...tell everyone you’re 89!

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Number BH121

(front)
Let yourself go
on your Birthday...

(picture)
a dog with a party hat
and presents

(inside picture)
...you can't hold your
stomach in forever!

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Number BH120

(front)
I heard they found the two leading causes
of those extra inches around our waists...

(picture)
an older smiling heavy set lady eating
cake and ice cream at a table

(inside picture)
she stands up and her body
sags downward

(Inside)
...our boobs!

...oh, well!
Happy Birthday
Anyway!

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Number BH114

(front)
To find happiness
on your birthday,
seek inner peace.

(picture)
a lady sitting in
a yoga position

(inside picture)
rectangle chocolate
birthday cake

(inside verse)
Better yet,
seek the corner piece-
it's the one
with the most frosting!

Happy Birthday
Anyway!

$8.95

Number BH113

(front)
Your test results are in...

(picture)
cute hamster dressed up
like a doctor reading a chart

(inside picture)
clipboard with a medical
chart attached

(inside verse)
You're Old.

Have a Happy Birthday
Anyway!

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Number BH104

(Front)
Some people don't think
it's necessary to act wild
and party all night
just to celebrate a birthday.

(Picture)
an older couple dressed outrageously
in party clothes

(Inside)
You should avoid
these people at all times.

Happy Birthday

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Number BH101

***OUT OF STOCK***

(Front)
Don't Think of Us as Getting Older

(Picture)
colorful hippie designs and flowers

(Inside)
Think of us as flower children gone to seed!

Have a Groovy Birthday

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Number BH065

(front)
A Birthday Riddle:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

(picture)
chicken on the street curb

(inside)
Because chickens are really, really stupid.
Happy Birthday
(picture of a chicken with a tire mark across his neck and a surprised look on his face)

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Number BH046

(Front)
Happy Birthday This card is from
the both of us because...

(Picture)
a couple sitting in a movie theater

(Inside)
...We're just down-right cheap.

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Number BH026

(Front)
Sorry I missed your Birthday.
I had an excuse...

(Picture)
a lady sitting on a sofa holding a coffee cup while petting a cat with the other hand

(Inside)
...but I forgot that, too!

Happy Belated Birthday

$8.95

Number BH020

(Front)
I Bought You The Most
UNFORGETTABLE
Birthday Present...

(Picture)
a blue elephant holding a present

(Inside)
...but I can't remember
where I left it!

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Number BH127

(front)
Do I smell cake?

(picture)
cute puppy with his
nose in the air

(inside)
Have a happy birthday-
I'm begging you!

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Number BH128

(front)
A thought for
Your Birthday

We're not old

(picture)
a lady sipping on
a cup of coffee

(inside)
We've just been young
for a long time!

Happy Birthday

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Number BH129

(front)
I hope you like
this birthday card,
my friend-
it cost me
a small fortune!

(picture)
a lady wearing
a party hat

(inside)
The card shop
was right next to
one of those
designer shoe
warehouses!

Anyway, Happy Birthday

$8.95

Number BH130

(front)
I wanted to do my best
to Jazz Up your
Birthday Card...

(picture)
a silly monkey picking
his nose

(inside)
...so I put
a little Boogie
in it.

Happy Birthday

$8.95

Number BH131

(front)
They say life
is a highway.

(picture)
a shaggy dog driving
fast in a convertible

(inside)
At least you haven't
reached the point where
you start driving
like an old person yet!

Happy Birthday

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Number BH301

(front)
I don't know why I'm shouting!

(picture)
a silly bear wearing a party hat with gifts

(inside)
...I guess I just assumed
someone your age would be
hard of hearing

Hope your Birthday's Happy

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Number BH302

(front)
You're a great friend...

(picture)
two toddlers bent over with their feet spread apart and looking back through their legs and smiling

(inside)
...no ifs, ands,
or butts about it!

Happy Birthday

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Number BH303

(front)
2 Rules in Life:
1. Never drink on an empty stomach

(picture)
a diver wearing a wet suit
that is blown up like a
big round balloon

(inside)
2. Never fart in a wet suit.

Happy Birthday

$8.95

Number BH305

(front)
no writing

(picture)
a black lab and dachshund with the
dachshund sniffing the lab's butt

(inside)
I don't mean to stick my
NOSE where it doesn't belong,
But aren't YOU turning a year older?

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Number BH306s

(front)
Do I wish you a Happy Birthday?

(picture)
cute tortoise wearing a party hat

(inside)
Shell, Yes!

Anyway, Enjoy!

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Number BH307

(front)
Happy Birthday!

You're not really getting old...

(picture)
birthday cake with lit candles

(inside)
Just think of it as
getting another year
closer to Total Awesomeness.

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Number BH308

(front)
Is that a forest fire?

(picture)
a brown bear asking the question

(inside)
...or just your
birthday candles?

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Number BH309

(front)
Your birthday calls
for a celebration...

(picture)
a hedgehog wearing
a Mexican hat

(inside)
...so fiesta till you siesta!

Happy Birthday

$8.95

Number BH310

(front)
I know this birthday
card is late...

(picture)
a smiling cat

(inside)
...but then I figure
a card from me
is worth waiting for!

Belated
Birthday Wishes!

$8.95

Number BH311

(front)
Rufus the Sock
Puppet says...

(picture)
a smiling red and white
striped sock puppet

(inside)
Nothing.
He's a sock puppet.

Happy Birthday from me
(not the puppet).

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Number BH315

(front)
On your birthday,
remember that every
day is a gift.

(picture)
cute smiling kitty
in the grass

(inside)
So pretend tomorrow
if from me.

Happy Birthday
and enjoy your gift.

$8.95

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